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    neoharuka:

    girls dont want boys, girls want rin matsuoka 

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    no-tomorrows:

    • Expectation

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    batreaux:

    you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.

    "ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE" the dragon bellows 

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    • baby: a- a- a-
    • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
    • baby: a- aaa- al-
    • parents: apple?? air??
    • baby: a- al- al-
    • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?
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    homosaurus-rex:

    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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